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THE COFFEE CREDO
Place your right hand over a hot mug of joe and recite the following words.
Swear that they are true, and you will feel better.
At least for a couple of minutes, anyway. COFFEE LOVERS CREDO
I believe:
COFFEE is a divine creation
Existing to wash the mind, body, and soul of all badness and things that are bad-like.
I believe:
That the pure truth found through coffee can only be found at the bottom of a cup at 6:30 am, Monday morning.
I solemnly swear to pledge my allegiance to the 6 APOSTLES OF DIVINE CAFFEINATION
Arabica
Robusta
Expresso
Cappuccino
Machiatto
Doppia
and to other Fine Grounds
I believe and will faithfully abide by the NO SANKA EVER!! Rule in my Swell Coffee Handbook.
I promise I will not drink in haste. But if I must, I will ceremoniously take a quick swig and then swear out loud when my break is over.
I promise to clean my coffee machines regularly and dutifully follow my product maintenance agreement.
I hereby declare that Cream is ok.
I promise to recite as I rise every morning, in rain, or shine, in sleet and snow the following words:
"If it weren't for the coffee, I'd be dead."
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